Top 8 sex terms that should never be used

So I’m reading a book by a very famous well known author and I can’t take it. There are so many terms that are being used that drive me nuts. In the throws of passion, using certain terms make me crazy. How about you? What’s your term that just gets you??

 

 

1. The globe

 

2. The waterfall

3. Love Box

4. Throbber

 

5. The water hose

 

6. Milky Orbs

 

9. No car talk!!

8. And my favorite…

The bulbous mushroom tip