Blog Tour & Review ~~ Clam Jam by RC Boldt
Synopsis
“Clam Jam”
Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block.
Example: You’re chatting with a guy you’re interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him.
Maggie
That’s my life—except it’s worse. My friend who keeps “jamming” me is my gay roommate and if that isn’t a W.T.F. moment, I’m not sure what is.
Fact: He went home with three—yes, three—of the guys I had been so sure were into me.
Fact: He’s really pissing me off. I mean, hello? I’m trying to get back in the saddle, but I’ll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.
Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren’t gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?
Fact: My gay-dar needs a serious tune-up.
Ry
The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met “the girl”, except there was one small problem: she didn’t want anything to do with men. I recognized a top-notch force field when I saw one. She’d been burned badly and didn’t want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could’ve turned around and found another place to live, but I wanted to live there—with her.
Fact: I’m in love with my roommate.
Fact: I’m a likely candidate for carpal tunnel surgery since all the action I’ve had for the past year has been my hand.
Fact: She’s going to hate me if I come clean now.
Fact: I’m not giving up. Which means, I’ll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the “real” me.
The me that loves her.
The me that would never do her wrong.
Until then, I’ll keep running off every guy who shows any interest.
Until then, I’ll continue to Clam Jam.
Goodreads
Clam Jam by RC Boldt was a blast! I’ve never read anything by RC but I sure will now! She’s funny and light and tells a hell of a story with some seriously sexy scenes! Ryland James is in love with Maggie and she has no idea who he is. When she needs a roommate he decides to apply for it, and tell her that he’s gay so she would feel more comfortable with a male roommate and he would be able to get to know her better with her guard down. But when Maggie decides to finally get back into the dating scene, Ry does some serious “Clam Jamming” to all of her dates so she can’t meet anyone. The story was impeccably sweet and super funny at times and if there is a Ryland James out there, I wanna meet him!!! He might be one of my favorite make characters I’ve read in a really long time. And not because he’s undeniably gorgeous and has a great job and all that. But because he thoughtful and romantic and chivalrous and a complete gentleman. But yeah, who am I kidding, he lit my panties on friggin fire!!!!!!!!! The only gripe I had was that if I were Maggie and my “gay roommate” was messing with my dates so often I would have given him a piece of mind and Maggie really doesn’t but hey… It all works out in the end for the best for everyone. Right!? Clam Jam is a really fun read and definitely awesome for any kind of mood! 4 out of 5 “I Want.. Notes” Blushes
4 out of 5 “I Want.. Notes” Blushes
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About the Author
RC Boldt is the wife of Mr. Boldt, a retired Navy Chief, mother of Little Miss Boldt, and former teacher of many students. She currently lives on the southeastern coast of North Carolina, enjoys long walks on the beach, running, reading, people watching, and singing karaoke. If you’re in the mood for some killer homemade mojitos, can’t recall the lyrics to a particular 80’s song, or just need to hang around a nonconformist who will do almost anything for a laugh, she’s your girl.
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